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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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