brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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