wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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