We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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