do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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