craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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