do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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