it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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