No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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