How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We are all done wearing pants today
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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