I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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