"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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