stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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