Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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