I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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