Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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