not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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