i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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