apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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