If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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