i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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