I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
