are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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