Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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