i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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