She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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