they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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