oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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