found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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