Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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