Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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