Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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