I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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