Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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