put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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