break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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