I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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