The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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