Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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