my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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