I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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