Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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