I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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