I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
only if we run a train.
done.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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