So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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