i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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