wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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