let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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