I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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