Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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