it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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