just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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