You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
sex in a hospital.. check
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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